At home my role is to lift, shovel, push, throw, mow, etc.. basically the muscle behind my little wife's schemes, what
she likes to call projects. At work my role is to generally recover from all my wife's schemes and chase a few bandits
every now and then for God and country.
It may appear that I'm trying to expel something from my ass, but in reality I'm trying to move that wheelbarrow as fast
as possible. The race was part of competition put on by my friends at CrossFit North in 2005.